Murder Is Wrong

This waffle-weave kitchen hand towel brings cheeky personality to everyday moments at the counter. The bold, vintage-inspired illustration centers on a tough, tattooed baker surrounded by mixers, jars, and rolling pins, with the tongue-in-cheek line “Baking because murder is wrong.” The textured lattice knit soaks up spills and dries quickly, while hemmed edges keep the towel looking neat through regular use. Printed in bright, lasting colors on one side, it folds easily for display or tucks into an apron pocket when the next baking session calls. It’s the kind of towel that sparks a laugh, livens a kitchen, and feels right at home among chaotic bakes and late-night recipe experiments.

Product features
- 100% polyester waffle weave for absorbency and durability
- Hemmed edges for long-lasting shape
- Vibrant, crisp one-sided print
- One size: 16” x 25” (40.6 x 63.5 cm)
- Thick lattice knit — may shrink up to ~1" in width after printing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat