{"product_id":"don-t-cook-ever","title":"Don’t Cook Ever","description":"Bring a playful, cheeky energy to your kitchen with this waffle-weave hand towel. The bold, hand-lettered design reads “The secret to a clean kitchen is simple: don’t cook (ever!)” surrounded by cartoon pots, splashes, and a sponge — a lighthearted nod to anyone who prefers takeout and tidy counters. The textured lattice fabric soaks up spills and dries quickly, while the vivid print adds personality to a busy countertop or dish rack. Lay it beside your sink, drape it over an oven handle, or fold it into a hostess basket to spark a laugh and brighten the room.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester waffle weave — quick-dry and durable\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for reinforced longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, single-side print with crisp colors\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 16” x 25” (40.6 x 63.5 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Thick lattice knit; may shrink up to 1\" in width after printing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 25''","offer_id":58613752758575,"sku":"26807300093466953025","price":14.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0972\/0158\/6479\/files\/12540994532361990614_2048.jpg?v=1791224526","url":"https:\/\/urbanmamaboutique.com\/products\/don-t-cook-ever","provider":"Urban Mama Boutique ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}